Cellular movie review, David R. Ellis, Chris Evans, Kim Basinger, Jason Statham, Jessica Biel, Noah Emmerich, William H. Macy. Review by Rob Blackwelder ©SPLICEDwire
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2 stars
89 minutes | Rated: PG-13
WIDE: Friday, September 10, 2004
Directed by David R. Ellis

Starring Chris Evans, Kim Basinger, William H. Macy, Jason Statham, Jessica Biel, Noah Emmerich


Wait for cable - or better yet, rent "Phone Booth".

   VIDEO RELEASE: 01.18.2005

Read our interview William H. Macy (2001)

  • Kim Basinger
  • Chris Evans
  • William H. Macy
  • Jason Statham
  • Jessica Biel
  • Noah Emmerich
  • Same writer/variation on a theme...
    ('03) "Phone Booth"

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    Car chases, comic relief kill the tension in thriller about a man entwined in a kidnapping by a random phone call

    By Rob Blackwelder

    "Cellular" has all the earmarks of a genuinely smart thriller rewritten by a studio-lapdog script doctor who was told it didn't have enough car chases and comic relief.

    As originally conceived by Larry Cohen ("Phone Booth"), the film makes cunning use of the titular technology in its plot that follows an aimless beach dude (utterly bland buff-boy Chris Evans) whose cell phone is on the receiving end of a desperate call for help from a kidnapped woman (Kim Basinger). By tap-tap-tapping together the wires of a smashed old rotary phone, she's managed to dial his number at random from the attic where she's being held.

    Disbelieving at first, Evans ("Not Another Teen Movie") is soon robbing a cell phone store for a charger (his battery is low) and stealing cars to drive like Andretti through downtown Los Angeles, trying to beat the bad guys to Basinger's son and husband (it's him they're really after) so he can save the day.

    The movie's otherwise terrific tension is undermined by such overblown action, and by a distracting deluge of cheap laughs (a leathery middle-aged white woman playing loud hip-hop on her car stereo, etc.), and by the many occasions on which either Evans or the kidnappers (led by charismatic tough-guy Jason Statham) have to do something stupid to keep the story moving.

    Basinger is mostly relegated to screaming and crying, while Evans' character uses the bells and whistles on his mobile phone (call logs, video captures, etc.) in truly resourceful ways to outwit the kidnappers -- who prove to be dangerous in startling ways that plausibly exclude our hero going to the police. (After attempts to do so meet ill-fated results, however, one cop, played by William H. Macy, follows his instincts to his own perilous discoveries.)

    Unfortunately, director David R. Ellis ("Final Destination 2") and first-time screenwriter Chris Morgan (credited with the drafts after Cohen's) miss the boat on so many other plot blunders (e.g., an implied blackmail subplot that is never resolved) that the picture threatens to collapse if given any measure of scrutiny. It's a pity because somewhere inside "Cellular" there's a snappy Hitchcockian B-movie struggling to get out.

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